Porridge
goes to work!
Written by Dr. Laxmi Iyer
His
name was Porridge. Why did his owners call him Porridge?
It was still not clear to Porridge although it was obvious
to everybody. The Schwartz family with whom Porridge
lived were very fond of their pet. Both Joel and Eleanor
Schwartz, the older girls Jane and June and the younger
twins - Rocky and Robin loved having him around.
Of
course he had Porridge shades on his ears, his paws,
and even a porridge shaped blob right across his chest.
But still that was no reason to call him Porridge. The
twins sometimes sang a song teasing him, Porridge! Porridge!
Slurp! Slurp!
He
couldn't help it. He loved porridge and he loved slurping
it loudly and licking it clean off his plate and the
plates of all the other stray cats who dropped in at
breakfast time. He felt silly but his weakness for porridge
was just too much.
Sometimes,
he even licked the drops of porridge stuck to the fur
and whiskers of the other cats. When he did that, everyone
in the family would come to watch him. Then, they would
walk upto Porridge and cuddle him. Porridge loved that.
He loved being the centre of attention.
However,
unfortunately for Porridge in the past year, a lot of
interesting developments had been taking place in the
Schwartz household.
Of
late Eleanor Schwartz had taken up a job and the twins
- Robin and Rocky had started going to playschool. He
was the only one at home- all alone by himself. For
a few weeks, he tried sleeping it out but it was now
beginning to get boring.
Both
Jane and June, the older kids were now in higher classes
and they had stopped giving him the kind attention that
they used to. Now, all he heard them talking was about
practicing for games and studying for exams. They barely
patted him and sometimes forgot to even say hello to
him when they returned from school. They were all beginning
to act as if he didn't exist and if he did - as if he
was just another ordinary cat.
It
was high time to grab the family's attention but how?
That was the big question. All his old tricks had begun
to bore everyone. Porridge decided he would do something
different... What was it going to be? Well, he told
himself, that since every one in the family was away
at work or school, he needed to be busy too. He thought
hard. He had to be busy in a way that would endear him
to the family.
Well,
he couldn't go about playing those silly games like
all the other cats or sitting in the sun and cleaning
himself. Nobody would notice him then. Porridge decided
he would learn how to sing. But how was he going to
learn how to sing? And who was going to teach him?
It
was funny and strange come to think of it. Each day,
as he went to sleep his desire to sing only became stronger
and stronger. Eleanor sang wonderfully. Her deep voice
literally lifted him out of his sleep and carried him
across into another world.
Would
she teach him how to sing and how was he going to ask
her to do so? Would she understand what he said to her?
And after all he was only a plain and simple cat. And
all he knew how to say was a Meow! A meow that wouldn't
change much which ever way he tried. High pitched or
low pitched, it still remained Meow!
That
didn't sound like even the beginning of a song. No cat
in the world had ever been heard to sing. Not even the
temple cats of Burma and China or the cats in Egypt.
Porridge began to feel that he was going to go crazy
with this mad wish of wanting to sing.
Why!
Eleanor wouldn't even be able to imagine that he could
think so much. All she thought of him was as a living
teddy doll - the way she baby talked to him - in a baby
voice - tucking his chin, patting his back and stroking
his ears.
She
would never for the life of her imagine that he was
intelligent enough to understand every word they spoke.
Why! He was sure that he had heard her say to her friends,
whenever they wanted to confide some intimate details
to her, " Don't worry Porridge doesn't understand
a word of what you are saying. He is just looking at
you like that. He is really a rather dumb cat ".
"
Well! Well! " Porridge said to himself, "
There has to be a way! ". There was a way. He had
once seen some chimps playing a musical instrument on
television.
That
morning Porridge walked into a music shop and stood
there mewing. The owner feeling very sorry for him fed
him some milk.
Porridge
stood there resolutely mewing even louder in front of
a piano. He walked up and down the piano. The owner
wondered if there was something wrong with the piano.
Everyday
Porridge would walk upto the music shop and stand in
front of the piano. Then, one day he finally mustered
up some courage to gently tap a couple of keys.
The
sounds turned everyone's heads in the direction of the
piano. Porridge who loved attention simply once again
struck the same notes- this time with much greater force.
Just
at that moment a gentleman who had entered the shop
asked the owner excitedly, " I am a film maker
and I am looking for a cat who loves music and can play
some notes. Is that cat yours? "
Porridge
who had his owner's name and address boldly printed
around his ribbon beamed with pride as he once again
displayed his new found ability.